if i must see you in my dreams, please don't wake me...

don't you realize it? when you're driving down the toll..and u slowly make your way to the Smart Tag lane..(obviously, this only appliess to those who have Smart Tag...) SUDDENLY, this car tailgates you...i mean..come on! common sense..you're near the booth already..logical thinking would be to slow down....but nooooooooooooooooooooooo....
this fellow is different..and sure enough..you hear the Smart Tag go.."teet teet" and the barrier goes up..and you accelerate and he's still RIGHT BEHIND YOU...

if i could, i'll get down from the car and start staring at the barrier.....
HOW COULD YOU HAVE NOT FALLEN RIGHT ON TOP OF HIS CAR?!
HE DIDN'T PAY YOU..I PAID YOU!!!!
DROP YOUR DAMN METAL BARRIER RIGHT ON THE ROOF OF HIS EFFIN' CAR!

but sadly, no....... now i came up with a plan to handle this.."scam/cheat"
i haven't had a chance to try it yet...because so far, nobody came behind me ....
maybe because there aren't many cars in the first place..driving so late at night...

anyhoo, when you're near the toll booth of the smart tag lane and you notice the car behind you is tailing you closely, (usually proton or perodua cars...i'm not being judgemental but everytime i kena this..it's either waja, myvi or wira...) but still, stay cautious even if it's a BMW or Audi..
as you enter lane and you're closing the sensor..usually a high poll located at the top towards the barrier...and you realize this car is still really close behind you..

If your smart tag is stuck to the car in it's holder...quickly take it out.. OR
if you're holding your Smart Tag (the usual case now) quickly hid it back from the sensors..
the display board would probably flash a "TIADA SMART TAG"...
this is your chance to fake a malfunction signal or some technical difficulty..put your gear on reverse..wait for him to reverse a bit...take your smart tag out...scan it and accelerate outta there as fast as possible...

AHAHHAHA..of course, in words it's like some long essay of instructions but this has to be done quickly and requires all senses...
Don't worry about people cursing you and everything..it happens all the time..and if it was a false alarm, the guy at the back ACTUALLY wants to pay the toll..then pretend it was a real technical error...or some sort...

now if you're too slow and the sensor has already scanned your Smart Tag and you are so annoyed and stubbornly refuse the guy behind you to tag along like some meer freeloader...just stop right underneath the barrier..and probably fake a car malfunction....stomp on your break..or use the emergency break to make your car jerk a little...and put the emergency lights...wait for awhile..then when he goes into reverse gear..ACCELERATE AND FLY AWAY A.S.A.P. because this stunt is even more embarassing than the first one..

like ye olde saying, prevention is better than cure...

before you enter a toll booth, just make sure no car is trying to tail you or getting very close, you can always change to the Touch n Go lane at the last minute.. (PROVIDED THERE ARE NO CARS) and it would be funny to see that..the car has no choice but to enter the Smart Tag lane..and manatau....he doesn't even have it in the first place~

This is the most "KUA JIONG" step...if you think your car can take a lil' banging...
if the barrier goes up..and you accelerate past it..and the car follows closely..emergency break...

ahhahahahhaahhahahahhaah!!! i'm so so mean...in my case, i'd say thank you very much..
whyy???? why, he'll be paying to fix my already lop-sided bumper...

I AM SO LAZY!!!